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      What Would You Think I Meant if I Told You I Just Boofed a Roll?

      By VICE Staff

      February 7, 2012
      From the column 'Question of the Day'

      Please do not hold back, this is a forum for free expression, a chance to explain the absolute inner workings of your thought process on any number of important topics. Today’s is the classic quandary: “What would you think I meant if I told you I just boofed a roll*?”

      VICE: I just boofed a roll. What did I just do?
      Boof like, boof [signals sticking a finger up the butt]? That's boof, yeah. Boof a what?

      A roll.
      I don't know, maybe I might look at you crazy, but you know, um—it's kind of weird. Not a roll, I mean—you know, if it were something else, but—not a roll.

      What's your name?
      Diamond. Like, D-I-A-M-O-N-D. Like the jewel.

      VICE: If I told you I just boofed a roll, what would you think happened?
      Zammy: It could mean a lot of things. We're in New York City.

      That's true.
      I would assume it's some term for smoking a joint, but what would I know? Then again, I'm just a regular guy.

      Christopher: Probably you're a waiter or an actor, and you just screwed up a part that you had.

      Tyreese: Uh, I don't know. Boofed a roll—what d'you mean by "boofed"?

      That's for you to figure out. What do you think it means?
      I know what "boof" means in the streets, but—

      Same thing.
      A roll, like a roll you eat?

      It's an ecstasy pill.
      OH, like a lopper!

      Like a what?
      A lopper. A bean. Lopper.

      A what?

      I've never heard of that. I just call them rolls.

      *(Note: it means, “ingest a pill of ecstasy by putting it up your butt.” Club kids are gross.)

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