Date Night Is Hate Night
Aug 31 2012
Going on date tonight? Why not read these stories from our friends in the UK about terrible dates and explode with nervous energy to save yourself the inevitable horror, dismay, and depression? The last one is particularly vile.
When a girlfriend and I were 16, we skipped school one afternoon to watch The League of Gentlemen movie. We chose that because we knew the cinema would be totally empty because the film sucked so hard and nobody in their right mind wanted to see it. Going to the movies with a girl as a teenager is always primarily to get to second base and not to watch a film, so within a few minutes of it starting, we were getting pretty hot and heavy.
She straddled me and suddenly her eyes opened wide and she jumped off, and I heard this voice over my shoulder. I freaked out and zipped up. "We can all see what you're up to and you both need to leave," the voice said. We stood up and started walking out and he said, "By the way, there's CCTV in the lobby that is trained on this screen." Because it was the middle of the day, we walked out shame-faced, and sure enough, there in the lobby, was a screen showing the inside of the theater clear as day, and maybe 40 or so kids with their parents just giving us shit.
My girlfriend was pretty upset about it. We bought a bottle of vodka and spent the rest of the day drowning our sorrows.
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