Saddam hanged

Lonely Sex Cam Screen Shots

Xiu Xiu's frontman talks live, for-pay sex cam sites.

The Dragon's Hump - Part the Tenth

This unicorn farts out a wonderful scent of apples.

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Richard Prince Vibration, Yeah!

Taking a closer look at the Richard Prince/Patrick Cariou fiasco.

Record Shop Dude - Sean Forbes Loves Lana Del Rey

Noisey's inside man at Rough Trade West in London gives us the scoop on his new favorite records.

I Trolled Some Kanye West Fans

And I feel really, really bad about it.

VICE Gives You the Chance to Become a Party Legend

The world will never forget your haphazard exploits.

Birthday Bum Out

What I'm becoming increasingly incapable of dealing with is the existential dilemma of the Facebook Birthday.

The Cute Show Page!: Guinea Pig Village

Guinea pigs are those chubby-faced mega-hamsters.

What I Found at Work in January

People donate some weird stuff to charity shops.

The Flesh Machine

Iggy Pop's animalistic physicality has informed style for decades.

Chunklet to Go Go - I'm Not Allowed to Like A.C. Anymore Since They Signed to Earache

God only knows how they got a deal with that name.

Coping with a Super Bowl Loss and Bill Simmons

Piss on the handles of Bill Simmons's luxury SUV.

Flim Flam

Photos by Michael Bader, Stylists: Daniel Balks, Arkadius Giesek

Question of the Day - Is Monogamy the Best We Can Do?

Or is polygamy superior?

A Big Gay Choice

I recently tried NOT being gay.

Music World: True Norwegian Black Metal

An introduction to the Black Metal scene of Bergen, Norway.

The Mercy Rule - The Linsanity Defense

Jeremy Lin is the best kind of NBA character.

Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - First-Time Sex

"I'll have what ME'S having!"

A Few from ‘Stories’

Photographer Jacob Aue Sobol transforms everyday interactions with humans.

Stems: A History of Hosiery

Stockings had a long journey to getting everyone horny.

Global Trend Report

The sexual health and habits of the entire world (almost-ish).

I Used to Love Woody Harrelson, but Now I Think He's a Scumbag

Don't waste your time admiring famous people. They're creepy.

Doggy District

Photos by Bryan Derballa, Costume Design: Asher Levine

What I Found at Work in January

People donate some weird stuff to charity shops.

Kelly's Krush Korner - Paul Banks

I want to touch Paul Banks' penis.

The Mercy Rule - My NBA Hipsterism Problem, And Ours

The NBA is not the semi-secret thing that the hipsters would seek out.

Theory: Nicki Minaj Is Actually Jay-Z Sped Up

Based on this evidence I would have to say that my theory is correct.