In this installment of Shuffle and Splooge, Sophie Saint Thomas feels Carrie Brownstein's vibrations. "Romance" by Wild Flag"Nothing but Flowers" by Talking Heads
Hey, hey can you feel it? The way it sways you? The hum in your chest? I'm front row center watching Wild Flag perform. If I press myself against the metal barrier just right, the hum travels down to my lady bits, carried by the vibrations of her guitar. I imagine the exquisite Carrie, softly suckling on my 100% organic white meat. I've eaten just enough mushrooms that I can pretend the blue-haired Asian next to me is Carrie. Watch us dance, we dance 'till we're dying. I put my hands on the blue nymph's hips. I picture Goddess Carrie's face as my lips make contact with Blue Nymph. My fantasy is interrupted by the toxic chemical smell of her neon hair. What horrid poisons have invaded my personal space? I yearn for the natural sweaty scent of my goddess's tasseled brown locks. You are my maker, my re-creator, my reason to live.
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There comes a time in every writer's life when they must become a recluse somewhere beautiful. Goodbye, great city! I've gone to the mountains of Fiji with my true love. Here we stand, like an Adam and Eve. Waterfalls, the Garden of Eden. Two fools in love, so beautiful and strong. In the sand of a riverbank I grab true love's wet hair and push his tongue inside me. Disappointed by my new au natural look, he whines into my vagina, "this used to be real estate now it's only fields and trees." We roll around and I mount him, grinding my fur against his. I caught a rattlesnake. As I feel the warmth of his orgasm build, he moans, asking for my permission. You got it! You got it!"Ce Jeu" by Yelle
Ce jeu ce jeu…je ne parles pas francais. Yelle is Megan Draper and I'm Don and we're married. She performs for me at my surprise birthday party, but instead of acting like a constipated self-important square, I kick everyone out of our apartment and fuck her like I'm JFK after 40 days of fidelity for Lent.Previously - Shuffle and Splooge - Playlist #5@TheBowieCat