SNEAKY TEASERS - THE EVOLUTION OF PUSSY HAIR

OK, I know we called "endy hintsies" on the identity of our mystery sex-theorist from last week. But this little corollary that he told us in the same interview has been burning a hole in our brain ever since we closed the issue: "The most recent development of that is the shaved pussy. It only recently became a common practice. Pubic hair only had a reason to exist when women walked on four legs, like monkeys, and the hair became a form of protection. Once humans stood up, it stopped being useful." Kind of weird how everything keeps coming back to the apes. Anyways, that is all the help you're getting until January. Guestimate below.

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