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QBoy Blows Off the Heaterz with Xclusive Rap for Vice!

By Dominic Tunon

Yo. The UK hip-hop scene's always been hotter than Skinnyman's kitchen knives, but sadly it's been a totally GAY-FREE ZONE…until now! Step forward QBoy! He's London's premier gay rapper and he's got something to say to all you haterz who ain't down with the down-low brothers or rappers who like giving blowjobs to other guys in public toilets.
F'real, he's sneaky bro and totally opening up the hip-hop game to a whole new crowd of people of different sexual foibles. We caught up with him on the set of his new "Life Crisis" video which was being shot at west London's dope Neighbourhood club by the niggaz from Step Productions. Yo, check out what this playa got to say in a freestyle rap written 'specially for Vice readers yo…
Here tis….

I'm a hype you all up like caffeine and taurine
I'm a keep on building it up just like Milton Keynes
Coz I'm QBoy part of the gay hip-hop/Pac-man team
See me in the pages of Vice magazine
Now see me in a dream beating off MCs till they cream
I spit on the mic hard like I spit on your hard cock
You freeze coz I'm a fag but you still wanna headknock
It's Vice's Birthday issue and Q is the new taboo
Wankers grab your tissues as I rap in my birthday suit
I sing a happy birthday breathy heavy like Ms Monroe
I blow all the candles and then the Vice staff stood in a row
Yeah I can kick it local when I'm down at the Vauxhall
Or worldwide focal when I'm spittin out my vocal
But first I apply and you wonder why I bother
My gloss is for dry lips, clean delivery and fucking great blowjobs
While other rappers are left scraping for unique identity
Q got the press following and all for just being me
A cock gagging, screaming fagging,
Puma bagging, tongues a'wagging
Brave UK gay who's ‘OUT' to play
Rapper with a lil' something more to say....
I snapped!

TEXT: DOM T / PHOTO: JAMIE JAMES M
QBoy's "Even Women Like Him" EP is out now at HMV

By Dominic Tunon 7 years ago

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