SOMETIMES WHEN WE TOUCH TONIGHT

By LACI FIBONACCI

img_2410 It is not recommended to eliminate short and curlies with the rub of steel wool, unless you are Stephen Irwin and you are masturbating old porn images into a new fantasy. Using the abrasive pad used to scour the shit out of anything, he brushes out detail and color on naked photos of humans with their nether appendages displayed with splendor, orifices splayed and plugged, and the result is rather dreamy. img_2414Many superlatives have been applied to this man—“landscaper, nightclub impressario, international interior decorator, trendsetter, rocker, retail buyer, beautiful, modern artist, local celebrity, trash, multiple heart attack survivor,” etc., according to BUTT—and I’ve got another: romantic. Bring a date to the opening at Invisible Exports tonight; word is they’re serving Prosecco. picture-6 picture-72

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