
Dear VICE Lovers,
Every now and again the dumb comments you leave on the site make us so mad that I will invest hours drawing cartoons based on dumb things you type without even thinking. The world is funny, huh? There you are, a total nobody having the least meaningful thing you ever did in your whole meaningless life being commemorated by one of the most important poeple ever; me.
Anyway, look at these.
Nicholas

Where Your Dude Likes to Cum and What it Says About Him

Pissing in a Candy Urinal at Willy Wonkas Latest Store

A Party's not a Party if You Don't Punch a Fish
Previously: Jerking Off With Shallow Losers

The Mare
A New Story by Mary Gaitskill
Toppling a Delicate World
Being Gay and South Asian In America
There's No Sex in Prison Showers
We Usually Wore Our Underwear
Try Not to Destroy Your Life
The First Time I Took Molly
Femen
Sextremism in Paris
"Whitey" Isn't Very Popular in Boston
Interviews with Some of His Old Friends
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