Sunday Night Comfort From VICE

So it’s Sunday night, and you have to go to work tomorrow which sucks. You probably also have that weird dull pain below your ribs when your liver is all: “dude, I’ve been such a bro? I process so much saturated fat for you, why you gotta smash all those $5 pints?” Obviously you might be a clean living person who doesn’t work on Mondays, in which case, fuck you.

For the rest of you we’re sorry we can’t be there to stroke your hair and fetch you cups of tea. In our absence here is some stuff to watch in bed until you fall asleep and dream of bikies making cheese burgers.

How To: Make The Perfect Cheese Burger

Lets start you off easy, with a burger. When you’re a little down, nothing will make you feel better than food porn, not even regular porn comes close. All the frontal lobe stimulation with none of the creeping sense of shame. Why not get started with this modern Munchies classic. Serving suggestion: Seek out a burger before you watch this, you will regret being beef free after.

“Be Here Nowish” Is a Queer, Spiritual Comedy From The Creators Of “Every Woman”

If you’re not aware of Brooklyn-based filmmakers Natalia Leite and Alexandra Roxo’s web series Be Here Nowish you’re a disappointment to the whole internet generation. Don’t worry though, catch the first episode here and chase it down with an interview with one of its stars, comedian Adam Carpenter.

Kim Dotcom: The Man Behind Mega

In case you missed this first time around, check out life under house arrest with Kim Dotcom—one of the most contentious men on the Internet. When his Auckland compound isn’t being raided by the authorities, he spends his time like any chiller worth $200 million would—riding around in a golf cart and working on his EDM album.

Australia’s Biker Club Crisis

Okay, you’ve been fed and entertained, you’re ready for some cerebral action. Come with us into a dark, seedy, terrifying den of bad deeds and bikies, otherwise know as Queensland. We headed north to see if Premier Campbell Newman’s “toughest laws in the nation" are making the difference they promised.