Procurl Harem (clever, eh?) is the name of Caroline Scott’s cat-breeding company. Caroline has spent the past 25 years surrounded by bouncing, furry, heart-melting American Curl kittens. We tried to interview her about these peculiar cats with dainty, curled-back ears but on entering her apartment we were bombarded by such sublime adorableness that we found ourselves blissed-out on her floor for the next hour. Here’s a few questions we managed to ask.
Vice: What’s your favorite thing about these cats?
Caroline Scott: They’re the Peter Pan of the feline world because they keep their kitten personalities throughout adulthood—in playfulness, companionship, and spontaneity.
And your cats are in the Laser Cats SNL skits, right?
Yes. All these kittens you see here are going to be on the shoulders of Andy Samberg one day!
Neat. Can you tell me some of your favorite cat names?
Of course. We have here Madeline Curlbright, You Go Curl, and Curl Hand Luke.
I want one!