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PRO: The Kardashian SistersOK, they're not black, but they're the strongest, most vocal celebrity allies we have. They're constantly speaking out about their love of black people and are not ashamed of it. As we reflect on how far we've come with race relations in America and how far we still have left, we can point to the Kardashians and say, "At least they are doing their part to further the cause." Thanks, ladies.CON: People Think You Look Like a Fucking DemonThe above is a demon. Michael Brown did not look like that. Has Darren Wilson ever seen a real demon before? Perhaps one of the police-academy tests should be an eye exam. "Is this a demon or a black guy?" If you can't tell the difference, you have to go bag groceries or sell insurance.PRO: Our Slang Only Gets Better Every YearI just learned what a " fuckboi" is. What a useful, versatile term. I've already used it twice in conversation today, and I can tell you that my co-workers were all impressed with my linguistic dexterity. We did it again, people. Hopefully the rest of the world doesn't realize we have E-40 trapped in a basement with a car battery attached to his nuts, forcing him to invent new words every day. Let's keep that among ourselves.Khloe Kardashian -- Kracks Klan Joke — TMZ (@TMZ)November 12, 2014
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