Friends, lovers, frienemies, dickheads, stoners, weirdos, freaks, hustlers, maniacs, jocks, sluts, moms and dads,
Several months ago, myself and the talented Jonny Sollis wrote a show about two loud and extremely confident overweight girls from Orlando who come to New York to work in public relations and "run this town." So we shaved our chests, highlighted our hair, wore copious amounts of mango flavored lip gloss and started shooting. The result is our new show, The SkinNY, best described as "The Hills meets Absolutely Fabulous meets a bottle of room temperature Malibu." We hope you love it, because we blew all of our money on it and literally have nothing else if this fails.
THE FAT JEW
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Why Is There Pee on the Floor?
Tackling the tough questions regarding boys and the potty.
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Pretty Kool-A
Starring Maggie Lee and Sandy Kim
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Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Neverending Weed
"My penis is kinda like a bong, but please don’t light my balls on fire like last time.”
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Living Off Death
Yovani Solís embalms ex-presidents, midget wrestlers, and victims of the Narco Wars
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Welcome… To Reaganurassic Park
Please don’t sell Ronald Reagan’s blood.
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The Mercy Rule - Contemporary Magic
Steve Van Gundy is an acerbic gnome.
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A Lesbo's Guide to Eating Vagina
You gotta just really get in there.
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Epicly Later'd: Arto Saari
Hanging out with straight edge vegans. But for Arto, that's actually not terrible.
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Girl Eats Food: Popping Candy Pavlova
A mega-meringue that will conjure up nostalgia from kiddy-hood to the awkwardness of puberty.
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Life Sans Music
Two Weeks of Voluntary Silence
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Motherboard: Now I'm a Meme: Vermin Supreme
If he's elected president, every American gets a free pony.
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Getting Down with Danny Brown
Noisey caught up with Danny Brown to discuss Adderall come-downs and camping.
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It's Been a Year Since They Killed Zé Claudio and Maria
To commemorate their passing, we had a chat with Maria's sister.
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Why Is There Pee on the Floor?
Tackling the tough questions regarding boys and the potty.
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Taz Arnold Is a Freaky Bitch
We have the exclusive debut of Taz Arnold's new music video for "Freaky Bitch."
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Your Favorite Band: Mama Cass
Jessica McFarland from Heavy Cream gets heavy with Mama Cass.
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VICE Premieres: "Glue" by White Lung
Most glue is made from horses, but this "Glue" is made from love.
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Shorties: Nimrod in Cannes
Making famous friends with an empty heart and lots of blank checks.
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The Mercy Rule - Contemporary Magic
Steve Van Gundy is an acerbic gnome.
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Pretty Kool-A
Starring Maggie Lee and Sandy Kim
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Hipster Christians Are Saving London
And they're doing it with Morrissey quiffs and hangovers.
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Girl Eats Food: Popping Candy Pavlova
A mega-meringue that will conjure up nostalgia from kiddy-hood to the awkwardness of puberty.
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Ghost Recon: Future Soldier: Hidden in Plain Sight
When will our dreams about becoming invisible will come true?
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Gorilla Munch KNOWS You
Steal a glance into those wise eyes. He will plow right through all of your neurotic, subconscious jabber.
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The Mercy Rule - Contemporary Magic
Steve Van Gundy is an acerbic gnome.
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VICE Meets: Larry Flynt
America's king of smut is a national treasure.
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Inside the Looney Disco
Dancing the night away at a German mental hospital.
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How to Make the Perfect Mangina
The Brazilian drag queen guide to tucking.
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Conclusive Proof
Meet Pony. She is an orangutan from a small village in Borneo.
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How to Not Violate Man Code: My Day with Waka Flocka Flame
Inventing languages, talking man code, and explaining what "rooster" means.
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What Makes a Fart?
Did you know that no two farts are exactly alike? They're like snowflakes in that regard.
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I Gave a Handy at Jew Camp
Without question the best thing about being Jewish is the free sex vacation to Israel.
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Ram-Fighting with Maradona in Tunisia
It's like the Champion’s League, but with goats.
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Music World: Raving in the Black Sea
Join us as we head to a huge party near the Black Sea.
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VICE News: Aokigahara Suicide Forest
The most popular site for suicides in Japan.
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Vélizy Hills 78140
Meeting the kids in the Parisian banlieues with American TV names.
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Epicly Later'd: Arto Saari
His rise to prominence is like no one else's.
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The PKK's Guerrilla Girls Will Fight Until They Die
Hanging out with the women still gunning for a free Kurdistan.
Noisey
Soko's "We Might Be Dead by Tomorrow" (NSFW)
Motherboard
What the Anti-Internet Rally Was All About
The Creators Project
Why Moog Was the Man
Motherboard
Ye Olde Vibrators
The Creators Project
Ai Weiwei Teams Up with Herzog & de Meuron
Noisey
Check Out These Synthsational Summer Festivals
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