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The Wack Pack Master

Johnny Ryan's Wack Packers poster is both the most treasured piece of Howard Stern fanart in the world and the current most definitive visual guide to the Howardverse at large. It is also, at 171 separate characters each requiring their own pop-up...
Ellis Jones
London, GB

A picture of Eric the Midget with Angry Youth Comix #12, lifted from Johnny's site..

Johnny Ryan's Wack Packers poster is both the most treasured piece of Howard Stern fanart in the world and the current most definitive visual guide to the Howardverse at large. It is also, at 171 separate characters each requiring their own pop-up window and streaming mp3 player and caption, what web programmers call "a real fucking pain in the ass."

After talking to him for two straight hours to compile all the descriptions on the page, we decided to see how long we could keep him going about the poster and about Stern in general. He made it for three questions.

Vice: So did you just start making these posters because you were just a fan of the show, or did they actually ask you to do it?
Johnny Ryan: I started just because I was a fan of the show. I think the first one I did was maybe 30 characters and I sent it to Richard Christie and I didn't hear anything at first but then eventually a friend of mine got a screen-grab from, I guess they were watching a Howard TV show, when those guys were making prank phone calls and in their office I saw their poster framed on their wall. I guess I was inspired like, "Oh, I should keep going." Then after I finished one I was like, "Oh, I forgot to do so-and-so and so-and-so." So then I kept going and I sent them the next version and Richard was really impressed by that one. As I started to get more positive feedback from them it encouraged me to keep going. I think I've done three… this one is the fourth incarnation, the fourth time I've added stuff on. After every time I finish one it's like, "Oh, maybe I should have put on…or maybe I forgot…" It's definitely a work in progress. Who knows if I'll ever finish it?

So you're just going to do it every few years?
Yeah, That's the other thing too. The last time I did it was in 2009 and a lot of these people that I've added are sort of people that have come on the scene recently, the majority of them anyway. Only a couple of them are folks from way back whom I forgot. So as the show keeps going on I'm sure there's going to be more people that I'm going to need to add.

Have you ever heard anything from Howard about it?
No, not really. A lot of the Satellite people like Richard Christie and his stylist, Ralph, and Sam Simon own copies. Some of those people I have heard from. Ralph claims that he showed it to Howard and Howard liked it but, you know.