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      Theory: Nicki Minaj Is Actually Jay-Z Sped Up

      February 6, 2012

      By Jamie Lee Curtis Taete

      West Coast Editor

      In this blog post, I hope to prove that the popular singer Nicki Minaj is actually voiced by a sped up Jay-Z.

      As you can hear in this video clip, Nicki Minaj slowed down is 100 percent without question actually Jay-Z.

      It should come as no surprise that, having cornered the markets in rap, non-racist champagne, clothing, and lifestyle websites, Jay would also want to conquer the female rap game.

      And have you ever seen Jay-Z in the same vocal recording booth as Nicki Minaj while she's recording a vocal track? DIDN'T THINK SO.

      Conclusion: As we have seen here, there is no way that Nicki Minaj is not, in fact, Jay-Z.

      I have no idea what this means in terms of the Illuminati, but I'm sure you'll all line up in the comments to tell me.


      Remember when that girl got "DRAKE" tattooed on her forehead?




      Topics: Jay-Z, Nicki Minaj, sped, up, Illuminati


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