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Twelve Tits for Filing Your Taxes

By Chris Nieratko

Like most people, I’m a sucker for a feel-good story, and adult-film star Veruca James has got one of the best triumph-of-the-will tales I’ve heard in a while. For years the petite mid-20s sex kitten suffered a repressed life in Chicago as an accountant making a paltry six-figure salary, all the while hungering for cock as she labored over long, lean 1s and bulbous 0s. Her sexual appetite could not be contained, so she had no choice but to quit her job and leave her previous life behind. Yes, Veruca shed her old persona and all her clothes to make hot and steamy anal sex with her fiancé in Los Angeles, the land of hopes and dreams. Hers is a wonderful, tear-jerking story, like Life Is Beautiful but with dildos. In the future, I plan to interview Veruca more extensively and possibly do a series of Skinema episodes on her and her fiancé's fun and free relationship, but since tax season is upon us and the filing deadline is just around the corner, I thought it a perfect time to probe her brain and tap into her former self for some helpful tips when filing taxes.

Oh, and she also sent me these photos of herself slutting it up at home.

@Nieratko

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