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VICE Premiere: "Ruane Vs. the A-Bomb" by So Cow

So Cow is a punkish band from Ireland, And the song for this video is literally the shortest song to ever be a song ever. Clocking in at exactly one minute, "Ruane Vs. the A-Bomb" could never soundtrack any sort of healthy bowel movement, but it could soundtrack something like a sneeze, or a masturbation sesh that was well overdue in some way. You could also probably make a bologna sandwich in the time it takes to watch this video. Do that actually. Watch this video while making a bologna sandwich. We don't really give a wild crap about your life, or what you do.

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