WHITE CAR TONIGHT AT GLASSLANDS
Are you a fan of gelled hair vocals that in the 80s drove around in a white van offering candy to kids, then asked them to pull down their pantaloons? Of lazy moethfucker beats that squat down to take a rest in the middle of their job? Of lurking around puddles at 4:33 AM?
In honor of the glorious piles of dirt the snow has left behind, tonight let’s go to a place of low resonation, aka Todd and Harrison's dance party at Glasslands, where Chicago melty sleazers White Car are playing and Veronica Vasicka of Minimal Wave is DJing.
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