You guys hear about this Black Lips show with Davila 666 and Xray Eyeballs on Saturday? It's called Hell at the Hall and it's going to be spO0oO0oky, just like this month's issue. We're not saying you should dress up or anything, but we wouldn't think you were dumb if you did. After all, when the 31st falls on a Monday, Saturday is the official pre-Halloween party night, amirite?With that in mind, you should be aware that the chances of this show selling out are frighteningly high. If you don't want to be left face-painted and alone with your dick in your hand on Saturday night, here are your options. You can buy your tickets now like a respectable citizen, or you can tell us about the worst Halloween "trick" you ever pulled. Could be anything from TPing your neighbor's lawn to beating up a small child* for his candy to throwing eggs at old ladies who hand out walnuts and apples instead of chocolate. The worst (best?) story will get a pair of tickets to the show on Saturday. Photos aren't necessary, but certainly won't hurt your chances. Send your entry to VICE@vice.com.All youse other jamokes can buy tickets here.
