ROOFIE BALM

By VBS Staff

If you haven’t already checked out our in-depth analysis of date-rape drugs, you should. If reading that fine investigation got you worried about the possibility of being poisoned yourself, boy-oh-boy do we have the thing for you – provided that you wear lip gloss. The awkwardly named 2 Love My Lips offers a $16 lip gloss that comes with date-rape drug test strips, or “female protection devices.” When I first read about their “Roofie Detecting Lip Balm” I was really hoping the actual balm would be involved in detection via some color-changing mechanism. Kind of a canary in the coal mine type of deal.

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