RUSSIAN GAS NIGAZ AIN'T NOTHING TO FUCK WITH

By VBS Staff

A lot of sensitive collegiate types are shocked that the national gas monopoly in Russia, a country where it’s still common for restaurants to hire African immigrants to dress up in grass skirts and hold the doors for patrons, decided to name their new Nigerian joint venture Nigaz. Recent Russian exile Yasha Levine told us that while Gazprom’s huge, domineering marketing department is full of hicks, he doesn’t think this was intentional because the national epithet for blacks still hasn’t passed “negro” stage, but we have a hard time believing not a single one of them has ever heard a rap song. Anyways, we think the Lagos man Reuters interviewed for above article has the right attitude:

“White people are making too much of this. As long as the Russians pay us, they can call it what they like.”

Let’s all just keep our fingers crossed that Gerber’s is thinking about expanding production to Abuja.

By VBS Staff 2 years ago

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