Come along with us as we give the paparazzi a taste of their own terrible medicine. Then we learn why Rachel Rabbit White thinks sex is so great that she spends so much of her time writing about it (and occasionally having it).
Drake has two new videos, "HYFR" and "Take Care," and Hanson wants to give you his thoughts on them. Brett Ratner hangs out and tells us his wildest party story, which involces Victoria's Secret models, Charlie Sheen, and Orlando Bloom.
Find out how the Gregory Brothers and Auto-Tune the News became such a success, learn how to be a gentlemen from a bearded blowhard, and see how much New Yorkers really know about Martin Luther King, Jr.
VICE made me join three cults for this issue: Adidam, the Moonies, and Aleph. Since Adidam tops the list of "controversial groups" at cult watchdog Rick Ross's website, I figured it'd be the best place to start.