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Coping with a Super Bowl Loss and Bill Simmons
The way Bill says sandwiches--"Sandwidge-ezz"-- makes me want to buy a Derek Jeter jersey and piss on the handles of his luxury SUV. Full story
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The Mercy Rule - The Linsanity Defense
It's a favorite trope among certain types of sportswriters to compare various NBA basketball players to one pickup game archetype or another. Full story
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CBS’s Baseball Boyfriend Is Abusive
We're used to putting up with all sorts of BS in sports just for on-field action, but something about "Baseball Boyfriend," a new fantasy baseball game, seems wronger than the normal course of things. Full story
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Canadians Don’t Get Hardcore, Americans Don’t Get Hockey
For an American sports fan, the worst day in his life is when he realizes that he might as well be Honduran for all he knows about hockey. Full story
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This Week in Balls - February 6, 2012
Not everyone has time to follow sports. So we comb the latest, greatest, and bestest stories from the world of athletics and deliver them to you in a neat little blog post. Full story
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Hey, Sports Haters, I Don't Like the Super Bowl Either
Watching Madonna's halftime show was like walking in on your grandmother having a threesome. Full story
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Some Guys Played Football Last Night
The football season is over. But it will barely go away. There's still the draft, mini-camp, preseason, and more. At least we won't have to see Madonna for a while. Full story
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Out-Asshole Your Friends at Your Super Bowl Party
The path to being a complete asshole at any Super Bowl party lies in your dresser: A plain white t-shirt and Sharpie, the only components necessary to one-up a calculated "fan." Full story
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Look Upon the Marlins’ Home-Run Celebration, Ye Mighty, and Despair
The Miami Marlins are preparing for the impending apocalypse, and they're doing so by building neon-drenched, jaw-dropping monuments like they're the modern Mayans. Full story
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The Mercy Rule - Meet the Super Bowl’s Sociopaths
In the interest of helping you enjoy the football-related portion of Super Bowl Sunday more, here is what you need to know about the two teams involved. Full story
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Super Bowl Media Day Is Big and Dumb
One of the more perverse dates on the calendar is a little bit sicker now that they've started charging fans to attend. And there's still nothing to say. Full story
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The Mercy Rule - My NBA Hipsterism Problem, And Ours
Considering its fan base is comprised of eight-year-old kids, the NBA is not the semi-secret thing that the hipsters would seek out, stake out, overrate, and claim as their own. Full story
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The Mercy Rule - Leave Tim Tebow Alone!
It is better to let Tebow be the thoroughly outmatched quarterback he is than to turn him into a humped-to-death abstraction. Not even someone with his baffling passing mechanics deserves that. Full story
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Tom Burt
In the early years of professional snowboarding, Tom, along with Jim Zellers and Dave Hatchett, were the first snowboarders to hike and ride remote backcountry lines in Lake Tahoe. They were also some of the only snowboarders in the world to ever go to Alaska. Walking away from h… Full story
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Reconsidering Perec’s Library
I have a lot to say about the art of organizing one's bookshelf.
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Chunklet to Go Go - I'm Not Allowed to Like A.C. Anymore Since They Signed to Earache
God only knows how they got a deal with that name.
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Fashion Week Internationale: Colombia Fashion Week
Medellin is throwing off its powdery legacy and push fashion up the noses of the world.
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Coping with a Super Bowl Loss and Bill Simmons
Piss on the handles of Bill Simmons's luxury SUV.
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The Mercy Rule - The Linsanity Defense
Jeremy Lin is the best kind of NBA character.
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Pen Pals - Jailhouse Rap
Today, Bert Burykill shares some of his songs with us.
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Thumbs Up!: Thumbs Up! Season 3
David Choe and Harry Kim's epic hitchhike across China.
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Flim Flam
Photos by Michael Bader, Stylists: Daniel Balks, Arkadius Giesek
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The Flesh Machine
Iggy Pop's animalistic physicality has informed style for decades.
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Off Hollywood - Angus Scrimm
A porttrait of the Tall Man in 'Phantasm.'
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VICE Gives You the Chance to Become a Party Legend
The world will never forget your haphazard exploits.
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The Cute Show Page!: Guinea Pig Village
Guinea pigs are those chubby-faced mega-hamsters.
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What I Found at Work in January
People donate some weird stuff to charity shops.
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The Flesh Machine
Iggy Pop's animalistic physicality has informed style for decades.
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Chunklet to Go Go - I'm Not Allowed to Like A.C. Anymore Since They Signed to Earache
God only knows how they got a deal with that name.
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Coping with a Super Bowl Loss and Bill Simmons
Piss on the handles of Bill Simmons's luxury SUV.
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The Mercy Rule - The Linsanity Defense
Jeremy Lin is the best kind of NBA character.
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Question of the Day - If You Could Change Your Gender for a Day, Would You?
I would and probably fuck the first guy that I see.
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Reconsidering Perec’s Library
I have a lot to say about the art of organizing one's bookshelf.
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Pen Pals - Jailhouse Rap
Today, Bert Burykill shares some of his songs with us.
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Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - First-Time Sex
"I'll have what ME'S having!"
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The Ten Hottest Homophobes on the Internet (by a Boy)
All homophobes are gay, it's an actual scientific fact.
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Nick Gazin's Comic Book Love-In #49
I'm busy making my own comic this week, so here are 20 drawn images I like that I found on the internet.
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Kelly's Krush Korner - Paul Banks
I want to touch Paul Banks' penis.
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A Big Gay Choice
I recently tried NOT being gay.
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Music World: True Norwegian Black Metal
An introduction to the Black Metal scene of Bergen, Norway.
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The Mercy Rule - The Linsanity Defense
Jeremy Lin is the best kind of NBA character.
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Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - First-Time Sex
"I'll have what ME'S having!"
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A Few from ‘Stories’
Photographer Jacob Aue Sobol transforms everyday interactions with humans.
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Stems: A History of Hosiery
Stockings had a long journey to getting everyone horny.
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Global Trend Report
The sexual health and habits of the entire world (almost-ish).
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I Used to Love Woody Harrelson, but Now I Think He's a Scumbag
Don't waste your time admiring famous people. They're creepy.
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Doggy District
Photos by Bryan Derballa, Costume Design: Asher Levine
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What I Found at Work in January
People donate some weird stuff to charity shops.
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Kelly's Krush Korner - Paul Banks
I want to touch Paul Banks' penis.
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The Mercy Rule - My NBA Hipsterism Problem, And Ours
The NBA is not the semi-secret thing that the hipsters would seek out.
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Theory: Nicki Minaj Is Actually Jay-Z Sped Up
Based on this evidence I would have to say that my theory is correct.
Noisey
Duck Fight Goose 
Motherboard
How to Beat SOPA: Build a New Internet in Space 
The Creators Project
Casio Turns 2D Photos Into Weird 3D Sculptures 
Motherboard
Google Maps Is Twisted 
The Creators Project
Jellyfish Film Shot on iPhone at the Aquarium 
Noisey
Lucas Abela Plays Broken Glass with His Face 
