VICE STILL GOOD
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Pen Pals - (Don’t) Let Them Eat Cake
I’m kind of a health nut and don’t like fat people or smokers, but I pity the fool who takes away donuts and Snickers from MY people. Full story
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Loveless
Bored with sex? You're not alone. Full story
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Boyle's Brains - Ways to Improve Basketball
How about Dad Overtime, for example? In the event of a tie, all members of Team A and Team B will be swapped out for their dads. Full story
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Question of the Day - Prostitution Should Be Legal, Right?
We asked a bunch of Londoners if selling state-sanctioned sex services was OK. Full story
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Dear VICE - Grass Widow Wants Nothing to Do with You
"I read VICE's review of Grass Widow's record, and can't restrain myself from telling you that I find it fucking gross and despicable that you would run that excrement." Full story
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Goth Day at Disneyland!
I'm sorry your parents dressed you like this. In ten years you will look back on this and swear you'll never speak to your parents again. Full story
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The One-Month, Nine-Day Anniversary of Record Store Day 2012 (Or) A Stroll Through eBay
Some writing on the bad writing it inspired. Full story
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Records
Killer Mike is so smooth and fluid, yet hard at the same time. He’s like a nanostructured amorphous solid, or Slimer with a boner. Full story
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Shut Up and Enter: Win a Trip to the NY Premiere of Shut Up and Play the Hits
Want to party at the New York premiere of SHUT UP AND PLAY THE HITS with LCD SOUNDSYSTEM's James Murphy? Full story
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Talkin' 'Bout the Boards - Let Me Go Down on Her
You left terrible comments this past week. Here are my drawings of them. Full story
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Which Other Spandex-Wearing Superpeople Are Gay?
Northstar's gay marriage might inspire some closeted comic characters to finally reveal what they were (barely) hiding underneath their brightly-colored bodysuits. Full story
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Combover: Smart as a Rabbi
I’ve seen dead bodies before, but this is going to be rough. This one is going to sting right where my foreskin used to be. Full story
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Christians Made a Horror Film About a Haunted Box of Porn
We asked the director why he wants us all to stop masturbating. Full story
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Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Boinking and Bunking
In love with your roommate? Watching her while she sleeps is a nice, non-creepy way to say, “Hey, I care about you.” Full story
Noisey
EL-P's New Video - "The Full Retard"
Motherboard
This Is How Facebook Will End
The Creators Project
Build Your Own Banana Synth
Motherboard
Help! My Boyfriend Watches Too Much Porn
The Creators Project
Stereoscopic Diving with Masaki Fujihata
Noisey
Meet the Three Sisters and One Mister in Haim