Bertie Brandes on Vice

Pretty Girl Bullshit

Twitter Thinks Angelina Jolie Is Nothing Without Breasts

Unfortunately, there are lots of stupid and insensitive people on the internet, and they're all tweeting the same gag about feeling sorry for Jolie's fiancé, Brad Pitt. I'm fully aware that the internet's capacity for idiocy far exceeds whatever energy I can muster to damn it. But it all just strikes me as being really, really lame. Full story

Pretty Girl Bullshit

This Woman Who Hates Women Just Made My Day

Meet Claire Khaw, a British antifeminist who wants nothing more than to “restore the patriarchy by means of establishing a one-party theocracy based on the Koranic principles that will replace the immorality of feminism.” Her hateful madness makes Ann Coulter look like a member o… Full story

Wavy Spice

Valerie Phillips shoots Harlem's new rap queenpin, with styling by Bertie Brandes and Charlotte Roberts. Full story

A Girl's Guide to Dressing for the Apocalypse

Don't even bother dying if you aren't gonna look good doing it. Corpses are bad enough, but ugly ones go to hell. Now, considering the fact that a bunch of dead Mesoamericans from thousands of years ago reckon we're all going to be extinct in approximately six days, you might wan… Full story

Flasher Photography

A photo-shoot that is probably illegal and NSFW. Full story

Beauty School Dropout

Recession-Proof Your Face

By covering it in food instead of make-up. Full story