Make no mistake, summer wants you dead. In the interests of public safety, here's what to avoid if you want to make it through to March.
Actually, the opposite may be true.
A selection of games that hopefully won't make you throw up on yourself when it feels like the Fall of Saigon is happening between your temples.
If you're traveling in Britain, chances are you'll either pass by or find yourself, desperate for coffee, inside one of our country's 126 Pumpkin Cafes—a collection of nationwide railway station café-cum-tuck-shops
The wall destroyed Johnny Anastas' livelihood and trapped his home in on three sides, so he decided to make the most of it with a gift shop full of wooden, Christian-themed souvenirs.
Tantrums, blinking, terrible hair, and a little dog.
This lo-fi amateur film by Sid Laverents is one of the finest Christmas-themed shorts on the internet.
In order to maintain their carefully manicured illusion, some mall Santas and their elves have to employ code words and slang just to communicate with each other.
Each holiday season, NYC sidewalks host fresh faces from Quebec, young bohemians hocking Douglas Firs to wealthy locals.
It's Christmas time in Australia! A glorious, welcoming time when people of all religions, all members of our secular society, come together to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ.
Strip clubs are an ideal place to spend the Christmas holidays, if you like the holidays enough to be around other people but not enough for a typical celebration.
According to Pornhub's data department, there's a big spike in searches for "naughty Santa's helper" and "Merry Christmas" during this time of year.
Most holiday-themed titles are cheaply produced or downright weird, leaving us without a true video game equivalent of A Christmas Carol or "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer."
The string of festive lights hung up at one of Bob Dylan's many homes has transfixed me for years. I have strived to find a deeper meaning behind this haunting image. After all, everything the rock legend does is meaningful.
Try and imagine every single possession you hold dear. Now imagine writing them all down on an insurance claim form. Merry Christmas.
Kafkaesque efforts to cut down on food stamp fraud are just throwing money at a problem that probably wasn't that big of a deal to begin with.
Christmas isn't always a special time. Especially when family, drinking, and poorly refrigerated meats are involved.
Tradition dictates that you should play Monopoly for two hours, argue, and give up. Playing video games is a bit like that, only a little more futuristic and slightly less depressing.
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It's almost Christmas, and in New Zealand we're celebrating with nudity, STDs, and UFO sightings.
What is it about a Santa suit that makes the average New York bro totally lose his shit?
"At midnight on Christmas Eve I was driving from LA to San Diego and back with 11 corpses. I was Santa Claus and they were my reindeer."
Here are some photos from a Viennese "Christkindlmärkte" as proof.
Don't buy your family members $5 umbrellas and strawberry Nesquik from the bodega for Christmas this year. Instead get them penis T-shirts, 24K gold blunt wraps, and Charles Manson–themed socks.