Christmas on Vice

Christmas in Palestine

I spent Christmas in Bethlehem, Christ's birthplace, first in the international tourist hotspot of Manger Square, then in the hills surrounding it where there's fewer Nativity scenes and more posters honoring Palestinian martyrs and Fatah graffiti. Full story

Darren Cullen Says Santa Is Stealing Jesus's Thunder

Darren Cullen’s work does a good job of continually outraging the conservative press, who often use terms like “disturbing,” “grotesque,” and “freakish horror show” to describe his art. But they’re all clearly just right-wing stupid-heads who don’t understand that Cullen’s work i… Full story

Kill the Engine

All I Want for Christmas

Truth be told, I want absolutely nothing for Christmas. I'd actually like to get rid of some crap in my life Vs. acquiring more stuff, but for the sake of this column I came up with a list of things I'd like for Christmas. Or for the holidays. Or whatever they're calling it these… Full story

Real-life Stories

A Very Messy Christmas

So it's Christmas next week, which means most of you will be heading home to spend time with a couple of people you want to see and about nine people who are as fun as inflamed facial herpes on a first date. You know what helps in situations like that? Alcohol. Which is mostly wh… Full story

Popping the Marks

Being the Muslim at a Christmas Party

As a Muslim from a Christian family, Christmas has historically been complicated for me. Converting to Islam as a teenager, part of what I wanted from my religion was a new identity; the differences between Christians and Muslims held more value for me than the similarities, so I… Full story

Dear Costco Wholesaler, Make Me a Christmas Light Suit

Basically I need you to wrap me up in lights all over my body and make me a symbol of holy matrimony and God and redemption and kindness and giving and big package gifts if you know what I mean. Full story

Noisey

A Christmas Message from Big Boi - The Grinch

Big Boi aka Daddy Fat Sax aka Sir Lucious Left Foot aka one half of the mighty OutKast stopped by the VICE office to entertain all the good little girls and boys with Dr. Seuss's Christmas classic, 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas.' Full story

Hey Jews, Don't Make It Bad, Let Eddie Huang Cook for You on Christmas

Eddie Huang—who you already know from his VICE show 'Fresh off the Boat' as well as his Manhattan restaurant Baohaus—is taking over the kitchen at the Kosher restaurant Jezebel, in Soho, in honor of Baohaus's three-year anniversay. Full story

Caffeine and Stress: Hallucinating Your Way Through the Holidays

"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas," forever trapped inside your skull. Full story

My Life Online

Lil Bub and Andrew WK's Special Holiday Message

The holiday season is a time for giving and bringing together all kinds of different people, beasts, and beings. This year, VICE has a special holiday message from our favorite celebrity feline, Lil Bub, and our favorite partier, Andrew WK. It's awesomely cute, super bizarre, and… Full story