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SCUM DADZ, Fat Jew's New Web Series Where He Does Drugs in Front of a Baby
Our most famous DOs & DON’Ts caption writer, the Fat Jew, has a new web series that illustrates exactly what happens when a filthy degenerate decides reproduction is a good idea. It’s called SCUM DADZ. Full story
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Tonight the DOs & DON’Ts Come to LA
We know we already had a party in honor of the DOs & DON'Ts book in New York back in July, but we’re throwing another one because 1) The brand-new e-book edition is coming out and 2) We like throwing parties. Full story
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Girls can wear cheap shit if their shoes are expensive. Full story
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Rolling on E can be a bit of a bummer if you're not the center of attention and nobody wants to make out with you. But when you're the master of ceremonies and you're lying there like a Native American Thor with at least three viable pussy options, nothing is better. Full story
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Could you have more shit hanging off your purse, please? No, I'm serious. Full story
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Dos & Don'ts
We rip the piss out of more people. Full story
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Dos & Don'ts
Girls don't masturbate the way we do. Full story
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Dos & Don'ts Greatest Hits
Dude is just chilling. He's unflappable. You could be like, "Humpty, what if nobody shows up to our party?" and he'd be all, "Don't worry about it, doood." Full story
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And we thought last month's "Paki Wearing a Skrewdriver Belt Buckle" was as good as it gets. Full story
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Tidbits
Sometimes, when you don't want to talk about money or free stuff or whose son's a dentist, it's nice to be able to go to Chinatown, buy a packet of this and just talk to a Jew. Full story
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