Dicks on Vice
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How to Protect Your Package from Lorena Bobbitts
Since April is Sexual Assault Awareness Month, it is a perfect time to talk about one form of sexual assault that gets ignored by bra-burning feminists: woman-on-wiener violence. I’m not one of those self-hating girls who thinks men get the short end of the stick, but you people with penises need to learn how to guard your groins. Full story
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Dear Children's Place, I'm Sorry
I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to The Children's Place for designing one of their graphics a few seasons before they released it to the world. I'm really sorry, y'all. If I'd known that you were going to be using the same exact concept, I totally would have come u… Full story
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Your Huge Cock Is Overrated
Zane pulled me on to the bed, and we started making out. Seconds later, he was fingering me and panting in my ear. I began fumbling for his belt, and once I’d managed to pull off his pants and undies I recoiled, dumbstruck. Full story
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Jeff Wood Got Shot in the Head and Became Shat
Shat was apparently a relatively normal dude until he was shot in the head at a party in Hollywood. He managed to survive a bullet to the brain, but post shooting, his brain (which still contains part of the bullet) was completely concerned with sex. Full story
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Tubesteak
Are You a Slut?
If you're taking this quiz, then you probably already know the answer. Still, why not give your suspicions some validity? Full story
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Three Gothic Tales from Austin, Texas
Amie and Clancy Martin went to Austin recently. While there, they were almost kicked out of a hipster hotel, ate delicious sushi, and accompanied a friend to get a tattoo. Here are three reviews from their trip, one from each of their adventures. Full story
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Tubesteak
How to Suck an Uncut Cock
There comes a moment in every American cocksucker’s (and I use that term as an honorific) life when he/she pulls down a pair of trousers and is met not with a well-shorn sailor, but a hooded monk. Yes, I'm talking about the rare occasion (in America and Israel, at least) when you… Full story
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VICE Meets
Sue Johanson - Teaser
Sue Johanson from Canada's 'Sunday Night Sex Show' sat down with our very own Kara Crabb for a long chat about menopause, how to put on a condom with your mouth, butt sex, vaginal sex, dicks, and balls. Here's the teaser. Full story
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Talkin' 'Bout the Boards
Jerking Off with Shallow Losers
Dear VICE lurker, you read our site and leave comments that are almost always cruel and not the kind of thing you would say to someone's face. I respond with drawings I would say to your face if you could "say a drawing." Full story
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Pornification
Callie
Callie watched porn for the first time after her parents accidentally recorded over her beloved 'Alice in Wonderland' VHS tape. Now she runs a porn magazine, and some of the dicks she sees make her be like whaaaaat. Full story
Deportee Purgatory
Welcome to Tijuana’s El Bordo
'Leviathan,' I Love You
James Franco at the Movies
Juggalos Are OK, Cupid
Don’t Be a Tumblr Asshole
Get Rich or High Trying
The Coming Age of Corporate Cannabis
Triple Hate - Part 1
The KKK vs. the Crips vs. Memphis City Council
Rave and Hardcore YouTube Comments
They Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity