FOX News on Vice
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You’re a Pussy if You Think There’s a War on Men
Some traditionalists are "pissed off" about "women not being women" now because decades ago, lazy men didn’t have to worry about talented women taking their jobs. Now that women can dictate the terms of relationships and don’t need to latch onto a man as soon as possible, they aren’t willing to start pumping out babies the way some men would like. Boo-fucking-hoo. Full story
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The Recent Unpleasantness
Fox and Fogs
The future fogs of Fox News: "Earlier we reported that the GOP convention has been watched by two out of three Americans, moving millions of viewers to tears of joy. We may have confused this event with the 1983 series finale of 'M*A*S*H.' Blame the fog of television." Full story
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Here’s What Fox News Will Say About Obama’s Trayvon Martin Comments
I’ve taken the liberty of predicting what the blonde fembots and deceptively clean-cut nutjobs that parade through FOX News will say in the next 48 hours. I hope I’m wrong. Full story
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