Anti-chef Jo Fuertes-Knight explores the growing trend of people using raw chocolate to "align the heart chakra" and go on an "inwards journey."
You're not going to be able to get a cheap bucket of chicken from KFC when most of the population has been horribly radiated to death, so you'd better get yourself acquainted with those scary, doesn't-even-have-a-sell-by-date foods at the back of your cup…
The Philippines! The jewel of the orient, purveyors of the greatest hip-hop dance troupes, and probz the most colonized place in the world. But although I'm a proud half-Filipina, the cuisine has always left me wondering "WTF"?! So to conquer my fears and…
I realized vegans are always super grumpy because they've been deprived the pleasures of junk food. So I made a big slab of vegan comfort food that won't leave them alone with a rumbling tummy while all their animal-eating pals are out stuffing their face…
London's West Indian Notting Hill Carnival is the best. Its only downside (apart from all the crime, LOL!) is the overpriced food that's sold to white people with cultural guilt. So, every year I like to whip up a portable jerk chicken patty and save my m…
Who says you can't get crunk on cavity-inducing hooch too?
To keep up with all the high-octane Olympics watching you'll be doing on your sofa that stinks of cigs, Doritos, and spilt Guinness, here's a tasty take on the TV treat that is nachos. Only these are jam-packed with all the magic medicines that athletes u…
A dairy extravaganza that'll put your after-dinner cheeseboard to shame.
Dirty fried chicken doesn't have to be from Popeye's at 3 AM on a Friday night.
Time to cook ourselves some baked goods with real balls.
Uniting the American South's two finest delicacies: Slow-cooked pig and DJ Screw's drank of choice.
A feast to rival the Queen's very own Diamond Jubilee spread.
A mega-meringue that will conjure up nostalgia from kiddy-hood to the awkwardness of puberty.
Joanna Fuertes-Knight will be smothering creamy batter all over her breasts in the first episode of Girl Eats Food this Thursday, May 24.
It'll be just like you're hanging out with The King, shitting yourselves to death in Heaven.
It's "rustic" food, but not for pricks.
These things are so cute they make Zooey Deschanel look like that guy who got boned to death by a horse.
A hideously delicious corruption of Italian food that will make Mama cry.
Let's count down our last days on Earth by celebrating the Oreo's 100th birthday.
Everyone eats pig fat slathered in baby food now, it's credit crunch chic.
Featuring the most ingenious use of water-bombs since some joker decided to fill one with piss.
Let's put some weird, sexy fruit in our mouths.
Remembering Luther with his favorite donut burger.
A Shrove Tuesday dish so good you could lure Jesus out of the desert with it.