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Vin Diesel's Cream-Colored Long Johns

In the movie 'xXx' (hahahahaha), Vin Diesel spends some crucial screen time in cream-colored long johns and if you can forget that it’s Vin Diesel (can you?) as “Vin Diesel” and think of him as “Mark Vincent” who has a twin and a kid and wants to do work that achieves more (you can just tell), maybe the long johns will come to life as sartorial sex-things. Full story

All Around Losing - Dating Is Terrifying

Harry becomes nervous and weird whenever he approaches anything that looks like a woman. To remedy this sad state of affairs, he went to a body language coach for some tips on how to appear more comfortable around females, and then threw himself into a speed-dating event, where h… Full story

All Around Losing - How to Be a Man

Harry normally evades conflict by running away or nervously laughing. He would like to become a man someday, so he endured a physically draining work out with a Krav Maga expert and went to a shotgun-training session at a gun range with an NRA-certified Israeli. Watch as Harry's Full story

All Around Losing - Stand-Up Comedy Is HARD

Harry attempts to follow in the footsteps of Louis CK and other schmucks-turned-comedy-idols by trying to become a stand-up comic. He starts at the very, very bottom, subjecting himself to New York's brutal open-mic scene, and quickly discovers that 1) making people laugh is nigh… Full story

All Around Losing - I'm in a Hip Electronica Band and I Don't Know Why

In this episode of 'All Around Losing,' VICE associate editor Harry Cheadle gets sprayed with moth poop, swallows glowing balls, and dresses in chainmail—all in a misguided effort to become a rock star. His dreams of becoming a guitar god are doomed from the start, as he doesn’t… Full story

All Around Losing - Trailer

We made associate editor Harry Cheadle, the most awkward person we know, try new things, just to find out that he's terrible at all of them. New episodes of 'All Around Losing' start on Tuesday, November 20. Full story

All Around Losing: Soccer Fail

Harry was one of those kids who used to play by the dumpster at recess and ride the school bus by himself. Now that he's all grown up and a successful writer at VICE we thought we should give him the opportunity to redeem some of his cool on the soccer field. Full story

Don't Take Your Guns to Town, Morons

Owning guns is fun as shit, but maybe leave them at home when you leave the house to mingle with unarmed civilians? Full story

Harry’s Freedom Foxhole - Legislating Love

If only the ceremonial and spiritual aspects of marriage could get separated from something as dumb and bureaucratic as government. Full story

The Most Hilariously Paranoid Things You Can Buy on the NRA Website

Need to keep a gun directly in front of your dick? There's a holster for that. Full story