Hezbollah on Vice

Sectarian Tension Builds in Northern Syria

Hajj’s story is just one example of Shia and Sunni Syrians cleaving down sectarian lines that mirror allegiance to the regime or to the opposition. Sitting in the salon of his family home in the Qoreitem district of Hayyan, Mustapha Outroo, 19, a student in the final year of secondary school when the civil war broke out, holds a picture of his older brother Mahmud. Full story

Let My People Go (Party)

For as little as $110 per day, you can forget your worries about Hamas and Hezbollah coming to get you and live it up with, as Israel Under 30’s website says, "2,000 smoking hot Israeli girls partying on the shores of the magestic [sic] Red Sea." Full story

Israel Attacked Syria Yesterday, and Shit's Probably Going to Hit the Fan Now

Yesterday, Israel blew up a convoy of trucks in Syria. The attack, which killed at least two people, apparently was aimed at stopping weapons from falling into the hands of Israel’s enemies. Israeli officials are saying this attack is part of larger plans to counter Iran and its… Full story

World Peace Update

World Peace Update

Last week, Satan and his evil minions just barely managed to quench their thirst on a limited supply of human slaughter. Lucky for them, this week is a veritable bloodbath of failed peace attempts from an eclectic band of stooges including California police, suicide bombers, squa… Full story

Hezbollah's Wax Museum Theme Park

How are you gonna get back to fostering hate at the rate you've become accustomed to? Full story