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I'm Short, Not Stupid Presents: 'How to Live with Bedbugs'

NYC’s streets are littered with amazing home decorations, but the fear of bedbugs freaks the hell out of people. I’ve met people who had bedbugs. They told it me it was terrible. Still, I could never fully understand how annoying it would be. That is, until I saw this aptly titled and brilliantly conceived tutorial. Full story

How to Fake an Orgasm (A Guide for Girls)

Here’s how to fake an orgasm when the penis in your vagina deserves it most, but you have that instinctive feeling that it’s just not going to happen tonight (or this morning, or this afternoon, or whenever you happen to be fucking). Full story

How to Sext Without Looking Like an Idiot

There are a few things in life that everyone over the age 16 should be able to do: cook a few decent meals, navigate a new city without Google Maps, enjoy a hangover, and send a decent sext. As Benjamin Franklin once said: “In this world, nothing can be certain, except death and… Full story

How to Eat Pigs' Feet

When Eddie Huang told VICE that he was changing the menu at BaoHaus, where he will now be sampling pigs' feet cooked in scallions, ginger, garlic, soy, rice wine, and rock candy (yes, rock candy), served over rice alongside his grandmother’s recipe for Dong An chicken, I put on m… Full story

How to Be an Adult: Spend More than $1 on a Brush

I was in the middle of sending a text message, dodging Tupperware from yesterday’s lunch on my floor, and consoling my roommate over boy problems when that $1 round brush claimed a quarter of my hair—a very valuable quarter that sits right on the top of my head. Full story

How to Punch Out a Paparazzo

Socking a pap isn’t that hard. You too can be immortalized for punching some guy trying to take a photo of you, just like Sean Penn, Kanye West, Quentin Tarantino, and Chris Martin, by following these five easy steps. Full story

How to Jerk Off at Work

No matter how much you love your job, there are still a million things that you would rather be doing than wasting away in a cube, deleting countless emails. Know what you would rather be doing? Sitting at home in your underwear and watching Judge Judy while you fumble with your Full story

The VICE Guide to Being a Lesbian

An A-Z of wisdom for girls who do girls. Because fuck you, no one ever pays any attention to us dykes anyway. We've only got one TV show, we've got about four role models, and Queen Victoria didn't even believe we existed. Full story