Jamie Lee Curtis Taete on Vice
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There Is So Much Wrong with 'Jurassic Park'
I went to see 'Jurassic Park 3D' yesterday. I'm glad I got to see it in 3D on a giant screen because it gave me an opportunity to see that the entire movie is a gigantic fucking wreck. Full story
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I'm Sick of Pretending: I Don't "Get" Beyoncé
As a gay man with a lot of gay friends, I'd estimate that roughly 30 percent of my conversations are related to Beyoncé in some way. But I don't think I can do it anymore, guys. I'm finally ready to admit it: I really, really, really just don't give even the slightest of shits ab… Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: the policewoman who's suing someone because she tripped on a curb versus Busta Rhymes. Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: the guy with dicks on his face versus the school that banned granola bars. Full story
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What Do Hate Groups Think of Anne Hathaway?
Last week I called a bunch of hate groups to see how they felt about Jennifer Lawrence, and it turned out they, like everyone else on Earth, all liked her (kinda). So this week I decided to call up a few more hate groups and see what their feelings were on Anne Hathaway, a woman Full story
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I Got Saved at San Diego's Creationist Museum (Just Kidding, It Sucked)
In addition to the fancy multimillion dollar creation museum in Kentucky, there are several smaller, shittier ones dotted around the US. Last weekend, I took a trip to the one in San Diego called the Creation and Earth History Museum. Full story
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What Do Hate Groups Think of Jennifer Lawrence?
Have you ever met anyone who doesn't like Jennifer Lawrence? No? Me either. But in the interest of presenting a fair and balanced argument, I decided to try and find some people who hate her. And who hates more shit than members of hate groups? Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: the woman who hates food named after grenades, versus the teachers who hate a Pop-Tart shaped like a gun. Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: The mystery Christian arsonists from Essex vs. The mystery parents who got a basketball coach fired. Full story
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Employees of the Month
Above all else, James Pogue is looking for a free place to stay, if you know anyone with an apartment he can housesit for the next few years. His essays and journalism have appeared in 'n+1,' the 'Oxford American,' and the 'New Yorker.' Full story
The Mare
A New Story by Mary Gaitskill 
Toppling a Delicate World
Being Gay and South Asian In America 
There's No Sex in Prison Showers
We Usually Wore Our Underwear 
Try Not to Destroy Your Life
The First Time I Took Molly 
A Teacher and Her Student
Marilynne Robinson on Staying Out of Trouble 
"Whitey" Isn't Very Popular in Boston
Interviews with Some of His Old Friends 
