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What Do You Do?

New York Fashion Week Edition

For the final Question of the Day of New York Fashion Week, we ask a simpler question: What do you do? What is your job that requires you to hang around Manhattan for a week watching people in wacky clothes walk down runways? Full story

What I Leave Out: Confessions of a Resume Liar

I have two resumes. One of them states that I graduated from high school and learned how to drive a truck, work dispatch for deliveries, lead a work crew, and show up places on time. The other reveals that I am a published scholar with a Master’s Degree in philosophy from a prest… Full story

Question of the Day

Should Heavily Tattooed People Be Given Good Jobs?

Like smoking or drunkenly starting fights outside of bars, tattoos have that inexplicable ability to make anyone who has them look incredibly cool to strangers. But that's about as far as it goes on the positive end of things. Full story

Bottom Line: My View of Corporate Collapse

In the summer of 2007 the textbook company hired a fresh group of editors to work on a series of high school literature textbooks. We entered the cool hush of the building on a blazing hot day, disappearing into the base of a shining needle-nosed tower that shot up to pierce the Full story

Far From the Tree

How Apple began to rot. Full story

Bodybuilders Can’t Lift a Finger

After packing up someone’s cabinet full of GNC supplements for them, lugging stationary weights and other exercise equipment down the stairs, and grinning with gritted teeth through friendly discussion of how hard my job must be given the weather, “I couldn’t help but wonder,” as… Full story

Is Six Flags Racist Against Dreadlocks?

Do locks really make you too unprofessional to clean up little kid vomit and flip burgers? Full story

Filibustin' with Willie D - Romney and Obama Need to Read My Jobs Plan

I came up with my own version of the American Jobs Act, code name: Bitch, You Better Not Send One More Job Overseas. Full story

Coaching England’s Football Team Is a Job for the Insane

Roy Hodgson looks like an owl and once tried to erase his own face. Perfect for managing the English national team, a job that is not a job. Full story

Cooking with Cash

Is Apple really worth $1 trillion? Full story