"Cannes isn't about the movies. It's about branding, about banks, fashion, jewelry, drinks... It's one big brothel. Actors, they're all whores."
In my personal investigation into the world of extreme celebrity beauty treatments, I put placenta on my face, hemorrhoid cream under my eyes, and had my own blood injected into my face.
We spoke to Kevin Blatt, the king of celeb porno, to find out how his business works and how the sex tape industry is developing.
Piers Morgan declared that Kim Kardashian's topless selfie had killed feminism, which is rich coming from one of social media's biggest tits.
It'll be an endless runner, won't it? Obviously. Unless it's not. Probably.
Are we tempted to ascribe weighty philosophical meanings to the most plastic shit in our time? Do we want to validate the days we've spent with pop culture ephemera? Yeah, OK, I think a little.
I've been spending $25 a month on Kim Kardashian: Hollywood for a year and a half now. Someone please send help.
Watch Kanye perform an a capella verse from "Gold Digger."
It seems almost anybody, or any brand, can suddenly reboot themselves as a swagged-out standard bearer of cool.
He was born the day after Kim tweeted a selfie with the caption, "Ready whenever you are lol."
In Steven Weissman's latest comic, Kanye dreams about the time he first met Kim back in the day when she was just a giant rich butt monster and he was a lowly fast food clerk.
Considering the amount of illegal injections happening in communities across the country and the reality that these procedures can kill you months and even years after the fact, I'm afraid we've only seen the tip of toxic-ass ice berg.
Seemingly overnight, the "famous for no reason" celebrity that America loves to hate has become a new darling of art aficionados and public intellectuals.
What if the life of celebrity babies was like Game of Thrones? Steve Weissman thinks it would be like this.
Kim is excited that North has been accepted into an exclusive preschool. Kanye is just OK with it.
Say what you will about Kim Kardashian, but there's no denying that she's one of the most influential and versatile celebrities currently celebrity-ing, and meeting her was like an out-of-body experience, one that I'm still coming down from.
Nowhere but America could a former Olympic athlete turned mega-hit reality TV star come out on primetime television and change the whole fucking world.
Kanye, Kimm, and North West are all celebrating Easter—but what is going on inside Kanye's heart?
White people keep giving me backhanded compliments because of my brow game, and I wish they would stop.
Rappers have been in games forever—well, since Wu-Tang Forever. But now Yeezy's making one. And that's a good thing.
Is the news that Katy Perry will follow Kim Kardashian into the mobile-games market bad news for more creative studios?
Social gaming is a big deal now. But in an age where we are becoming fiercely protective of our right to privacy, why would we choose to invite anonymous strangers into our living rooms?
To the surprise of no one, Pornhub's traffic spiked as snowbound Northeasterners spent Tuesday getting frisky with themselves.
The latest InTouch magazine cover is transphobia, pure and simple.