Miami on Vice

Cry-Baby of the Week

This week: the policewoman who's suing someone because she tripped on a curb versus Busta Rhymes. Full story

Partying with Babes and Electro Dudes at the Gold Rush Strip Club

For three years now, Miami-born creative collective the Overthrow has thrown the unofficial Winter Music Conference closing party at the Gold Rush strip club, in the heart of downtown Miami. It's basically the best party ever. Full story

Fresh Off the Boat

Miami

Eddie takes porn star Jada Stevens to the restaurant Morro Castle for his favorite fritas before witnessing her make a few unsuspecting guys' days—or lives?—in the infamous Bangbus. Welcome to Miami, the food-porn mecca. Full story

My Week at Art Basel in 100 Photos

I saw a lot of things at Art Basel, including knitted boobs, real boobs, good art, art for people who don't like art, terrible word art, and SpaceGhostPurrp's mom. It was a fun and ragged journey. Check out my photos! Full story

I Went to Art Basel and Tried to "Get" Art

A while ago, I wrote a thing about how I don't "get" art. In the piece, I dared to suggest that maybe it was silly that a neon sign that says "my cunt is wet with fear" is worth $100,000. It was read by a lot of people, many of whom disagreed with me and got very, very angry. Aft… Full story

Griselda Blanco: So Long and Thanks for All the Cocaine

Griselda Blanco was killed outside a butcher shop in Colombia yesterday when two men on a motorcycle put two bullets into her head. Despite the location, this was unlikely a beef about beef (zing!), and probably had more to do with the scores of people she ruthlessly murdered thr… Full story

Amphetamine Logic

Graffiti, Crackheads, More Cocaine, Miami (Bitch)

I’m sleeping alone in the backseat of a parked rental car at 5 AM in a terrible neighborhood in Miami when the door opposite me clicks open and a grizzly old black drunk man slides in next to me, shutting the car door behind him. His eyes and skin are the color of urine, and he s… Full story

This Week In Florida - One Million Concealed Guns, 2 Live Crew, and Three Blind Mice

Another eventful week in Sunshine State. Uncle Luke Campbell (formerly of 2 Live Crew) calls out powerful Miami figures in his column, Luke’s Gospel. Concealed weapons permits reach one million, a pill mill is busted, a guy forced a seven-year-old boy to smoke weed at gunpoint, a… Full story

Question of the Day

Do You Think Leather Jackets Are Cool?

We asked New Yorkers if leather jackets are still awesome. Full story

This Week in Florida - Public Masturbation and Girlfriend Arson

If you want a sneak peek at what twisted fate will befall America in the decade to come, look no further than Florida. Full story