Nicki Minaj on Vice
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Imagining Justin Bieber’s Horrifying Future Parties
If Justin Bieber truly parties like it's 3012, as he sings in his new single, "Beauty and a Beat," then we fear the kind of blood-drenched revelry the boy king of pop might be getting into. Because the world in 3012 is going to be barbaric. Full story
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2012: A Year in Hip-Hop - Sorry It's Not a List
Hip-hop in 2012 was defined by a series of ups and downs, but for the most part it was pretty… weird. For one, what the hell is the definition of hip-hop these days anyway? Is it singing, is it rapping, is it that sing-songy rap shit that Drake does when he’s crying on his bed wi… Full story
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Theory: All Female Rappers Are Actually Men
Shit a brick! Iggy Azalea isn't the drugged up model sort we all took her for. RuPaul, you sly motherfucker, you thought you could slip this past us? Full story
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Theory: Nicki Minaj Is Actually Jay-Z Sped Up
Based on this evidence I would have to say that my theory is correct. Full story
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