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Pussy Willy - Part 1

Y'know... if you kick the bucket before me, I'll name that damn cat after you. I'll change her name from Pussy to Pussy Willy! Ha Ha Ha! Full story

Bollocks to the Hippocratic Oath

The Perfect Vagina

I had a patient once who would not stop complaining about her flaps—vaginal flaps. Miss Vagina Whiner first came to me saying she had lost all pleasure from sex because she was so embarrassed by her saggy lips, which drooped about her clitoris like the slobbery chops of an over-b… Full story

"Power of the Pussy" Takes You Behind the Pole at Magic City

The YouTube documentary "Power of the Pussy" takes you behind the scenes of ATL's famed Magic City to give you insider insight on the life, art, and hustle of being a stripper at one of the most shouted-out titty bars on the planet. Full story

Measure B Is a Pain in the Dick

Let’s not bullshit ourselves, condoms flat out suck—both in one’s private life and in pornos. They’re uncomfortable boner-ruiners that girls are always trying to put holes in to get my babies. In porn, from a fan’s perspective, it’s just not stimulating to see a plastic bag going… Full story

A Sex Trade Show... On Acid!

It's really fun to give someone acid and then make them host a video, and it looks like our colleagues at VICE Germany have picked up on this. They recently gave their buddy Sascha a tab of LSD and sent him to Venus 2012, an erotic trade show in Berlin. It must have been gnarly t… Full story

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Anal Lessons

Are there scouts in the porn business like in baseball who travel the minor-league circuit looking for the next big star? If so, I think that’s what I’d like to do when I grow up. Full story

The Kremlin Wants to Keep Kids Off Wi-Fi

Just who would be responsible for keeping young people off Wi-Fi – the service providers or owners of businesses – is unclear, especially in cities like Moscow, where the government has already begun a plan that would seem utterly at odds with this proposal: installing free Wi-Fi… Full story

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The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody

Just as hip-hop died outside the Petersen Automotive Museum in Los Angeles, so did her big beautiful breasts in 1997. I’m no Columbo but I’ve seen a lot of episodes of 'Law & Order,' and I can’t help but wonder if the two crimes are somehow related. Perhaps her baby daddy killed… Full story

Aliens Do It Better

Boning an alien in real life has always remained a fantasy, but that will soon change when brothel owner Dennis Hof opens his “Alien Cathouse,” a sci-fi themed whorehouse down the road from Area 51. Full story