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Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - High on Fire

Dear Matt Pike, you are a filthy animal teaching scumbags like me about NOISE. So you want to drink booze? Tough shit. We need your sonic warfare more than you need a particular beverage. Full story

VICE Meets

Rob Delaney

While in LA working on our Showbiz issue, we met up with comedian and VICE columnist Rob Delaney for a chat about hairiness, Twitter, and funny meat words. Full story

Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - The Pickup

Because you're a personal friend of mine, I wanted to share with you some pickup lines that I've used over the years. Full story

Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - I Fuck Food

I would rather my wife see my computer's browser history than the amount of McDonald's visits on my credit card statement. Full story

Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - My Life with Jews

I grew up in Marblehead, Massachusetts. It's about 40 minutes outside of Boston, on the ocean, and there are a lot of Jewish people doing all kinds of Jewish things all over the place. Full story

Take a Stroll… with Rob Delaney - We Jumped Off the Manhattan Bridge

One night in the summer of 1999 I jumped off the Manhattan Bridge. It wasn't a suicide attempt--I had a bungee cord attached to my ankles. But it was still illegal and not part of any tour package or team-building exercise Full story

Comedy

I’m going to talk about comedy here, but it won’t be funny. Or maybe it will be. Or maybe you can blow it out your ass and see if I give a shit, because it’s my article and you’re basically trespassing. Did you think of that? Full story