Welcome to Storybook Glen, where a hellish version of Shrek lives with a decapitated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
I was a virgin when it started and she made me promise that I loved her. The thing is, I really did.
I asked a pair of experts if people with no siblings were really more confident, selfish, and self-absorbed.
So your friends are accidentally on purpose having children, giving each other rings, and doing beautiful, real, rewarding things. This is why you're not.
For Susan Neiman, growing up is "about thinking for ourselves, and this is something that we're actually too lazy and too scared to do as often as we should."
I don't sleep like the dead. I sleep like the nearly born, floating in an amniotic sac of slumber. I've had to learn the hard way that sleeping through your problems doesn't make them go away.
Judging from the variety of pornographic storytelling I've closely examined and reviewed over the years, a lot of romances spark in the schoolhouse. I've always thought PTA meetings would be a good place to creep out on hot MILFs.
We are so sick of you full-grown babies running around aimlessly—with your shoes untied and overdraft-fee receipts falling out of your pockets and grease stains on your cut-offs and employment-repellant skillsets and inability to party and go to work the