Babies are hellof smart. You don't have to talk down to them, they'll run with whatever you're throwing at them. I try to keep it 100 with mine and talk to her like I would any other grown person. You should do the same.
I don't fucks with "baby food." It's called bananas, avocados, yams, berries, peaches, rice and beans, etc. Just take some food, mash it up if you need to, and the baby will eat it.
I wanted to know why so many people in their 20s are entering the multibillion-dollar, nebulously defined life-coaching industry.
After finding myself watching a stranger masturbate on a live webcam recently, I realized how easy it is to mistake lust for love.
Babies spend nine months floating around in amniotic fluid, so their swim game is, as the French say, on fleek.
I stayed in the psychodynamic therapy game for far too long largely because I was afraid of "breaking up" with therapists.
I gotta tell you, I'm not a big fan of baby clothes. I feel like people be taking advantage of the fact that a baby is too polite to tell you that onesie you bought them is weak as fuck.
I have a tendency to put not-great people on a pedestal when I'm interested in them. The haze of romantic obsession casts a funhouse glow.
When the baby starts to walk that's gonna be a trip. It's a real crossroads. The baby legit has the choice to get up and walk the fuck away from you. Like, in theory once the baby starts walking it could just be like "Peace!" and be out.
Get some of those tiny baby-size noise-canceling headphones and bring it to an underground rap show so it can see what struggle rap looks like.
So Sad Today reaches into her mail bag and answers questions from readers on getting over an ex and why being sober is better than being hammered all the time.
People would spend $3.50 per minute for my psychic predictions, which were about as accurate as a Magic 8 Ball.
There's going to be a lot of shit and piss.
In the interest of reassuring struggling students, I offer this partial catalog of some of the many bad ideas I accumulated during my college years. Trust me—life gets better after graduation.
"I know it seems impossible right now, but you will lose your virginity. Eventually. I promise."
I asked three older ladies whom I met in a nursing home for some advice about romance.
According to the organizers, "Get the Guy" is more about "personal empowerment" than picking up men. Still, when it advertises itself as teaching you "how to find, attract, and keep your ideal man," it's hard not to draw parallels.
I tracked down the star of one of my favorite pornos to ask her about emotional attachment, vulnerability, and what love even is.
I've been romantically obsessed with so many people that I've kind of become a getting-over-the-fantasy-of-people athlete. I want to share with you some of the tactics I've incorporated into my training: the ones that worked and the ones that didn't.
Mar 20, 2015
Why would you take advice from someone who doesn't have all her shit together? I don't know, but people email me a lot for advice.
When it comes to love, sometimes you have to trust your elders.
Here's how to grow up without being a dick about it.
When Stoya told me Janice Dickinson writes an advice column for Michael Turnbull's glossy independent gay magazine, Loverboy, I died.
Look as sociable as possible. Dilute the shots just a little. And always head straight for the bankers and bachelorette parties.