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Watching Your Baseball Team Get Blown Out Is Like Anal Sex
With each run scored, you grind menacingly into baseball’s pelvis. Slowly at first, you rock back and forth, meeting his thrusts, opening and relaxing and accepting. Wallowing in the luscious depravity of a glorious loss, it barely registers when your team’s manager gets thrown out for punching his own first-base coach. Full story
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The Trials and Tribulations of the Fake Hymen
My boyfriend did not want to break my hymen. There is probably a certain sect of men who get off on popping cherries like they're a row of bubble wrap blisters, but I’m not a girl and this wasn't my first time. Full story
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Why Girls Should Never Have Anal Sex
Maybe you think anal is NBD. It's just another frontier you need to cross with your partner on the long road to “becoming one." There’s nothing better, your friends will say, than letting someone enter a part of your body only the bottom of your toilet bowl has seen. But I beg to… Full story
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