He filmed the whole thing and posted the video on YouTube, because that's what you do when you trespass in a zoo and play with dangerous animals.
The other options for reducing skyrocketing seal numbers include a cull and just leaving them alone.
In the latest episode of Lauren Monger's comic Habits, Clem is harassed by a Pomeranian man who calls her a "bag lady" on her walk home from the grocery store.
"What is the big surprise for the upcoming protest. Are we going up the gates or something?" the alleged SeaWorld spy asked his fellow PETA activists.
RIP, little guy.
If these guys can proudly wander around central London dressed like sad cat-humans, why should I give a shit about what anyone thinks of me?
If you think you know where the film is heading, I promise, you don't.
I'm no big animal-rights campaigner, but I do trust facts delivered by experts, and the facts tell me that zoos are just a really terrible idea.
Want to reduce your carbon footprint? Replace your cat with a goldfish, or only raise pets that you plan to eat later on.
They were protesting against a ANZ-backed coal mine at Maules Creek.
Check out Lauren Monger's first comic, "Terrible, Terrible, Terrible," from her weekly series Habits, about punk animals living, loving, and being self-destructive.
"Too many koalas" sounds like an adorable problem to have, but in fact a population explosion has resulted in many dying of starvation.
The New Zealand government has opened the doors to public submissions for their new flag. Candidates have included kiwis, sheep, lasers, more kiwis, and more sheep.
Every Tuesday, the people of Titu meet up to show off their horses and terrorize them a little.
Sam the Orangutan from Dunston Checks In? He's dead. And the Taco Bell chihuahua? Also dead.
Medical marijuana for animals could be a good idea, but it's not an excuse to get blazed with your pets.
Nobody died and the canine likely won't be charged with anything.
People who harm the adorable but endangered marsupial could now face fines of $300,000.
Both Pauline Hanson and supporters for Reclaim Australia have suggested that halal food funds terrorism. We took to the streets to find out how widespread these beliefs are.
Olvera Street became flooded with dogs, cats, birds, snakes, cows, llamas, goats, and horses in a celebration that honored Antonio de Abad, the patron saint of animals.
Animal rights group claims the mass killing of racing dogs is an open secret and an ongoing problem in Australia.
From getting shitfaced on stolen whiskey to attacking politicians and stealing files from government headquarters, India's monkeys have gone bananas.
We spoke to photographer Heather Lighton on National Puppy Day about the fine art of taking pictures of dogs.
Cranky law enforcement types are running out of arguments against weed.