First thing to remember: movie remakes are not ruining your childhood, you fucking baby.
The whole human race would come to an end, obviously, but we asked some experts about what else we could expect.
Germany opened its borders to more than 1 million refugees last year—some of whom are now finding love and starting families with locals.
No need to break the bank, baby.
Some of the names that parents most regretted giving their kids were Charlotte, Amelia, Thomas, Daniel, Jacob, and James.
Vyckie Garrison walks us through how she went from baby-factory housewife to Atheist of the Year, helping other women leave the natalist group.
The annual tradition is supposed to relinquish the babies' sins and protect them from all kinds of ailments—especially hernias.
How I, a childless borderline child, managed to get a job at the UK's biggest parenting website, Mumsnet.
"As a mom you just hope your baby won't end up in the gutter, hooked on alcohol and drugs. Well, at least you're not in the gutter, are you?"
"You're going to give birth to a beautiful Zoloft baby!"
Two friends run into an old acquaintance who is having a baby. They hate her.
Megg, Mogg, and Owl discuss good gifts for babies. Highly recommended for those who are expecting.
Unlike our friends who stop refilling their birth control and get pregnant, for us "trying" does not involve regular romps. Rather, it requires countless doctors' appointments, thousands of dollars of out-of-pocket fees, and mind-numbing bureaucracy.
According to one professor, the rise of social media means teens are less likely to go outside—the outside world of course being where most of the sperm is.
Michael, my husband, is a strapping six-foot-four dream with strong German-Irish-Swedish blood by way of the Midwest. There are Ivy-leaguers in his family. His grandfather lived to be 90. His sperm is liquid gold.
But they're not yet allowed to implant those altered embryos into human women.
I packed my black ass up with my Muslim wife and our baby daughter and we moved to Mexico, and you can too.
It's important to let babies squad up. That's how they trade baby info and compare baby notes and kick all of their baby activities up a notch.
Said it before, I'll say it again: your baby is
wild smart. Matter of fact your baby is a genius. They used to say "nobody
love a genius chile," but now they say "everybody love a genius
chile" because love is genius and genius is love and
Nobody gets FOMO harder than a baby. Once it gets the swing of that post-utero life and starts seeing all the fun to be had in the waking world it's like "fuck sleep."
Babies spend nine months floating around in amniotic fluid, so their swim game is, as the French say, on fleek.
A viral video of a furious caucasian shouting about "white fucking privilege" and calling other white people "white trash" is making everyone else's day better.
It's a little like eugenics and that's a little icky.
When the baby starts to walk that's gonna be a trip. It's a real crossroads. The baby legit has the choice to get up and walk the fuck away from you. Like, in theory once the baby starts walking it could just be like "Peace!" and be out.