But they're not yet allowed to implant those altered embryos into human women.
I packed my black ass up with my Muslim wife and our baby daughter and we moved to Mexico, and you can too.
It's important to let babies squad up. That's how they trade baby info and compare baby notes and kick all of their baby activities up a notch.
Said it before, I'll say it again: your baby is wild smart. The baby knows that existence is a paradox, both coincidental and inevitable, that everything is mostly nothing and the difference between everything and nothing is functionally negligible.
Nobody gets FOMO harder than a baby. Once it gets the swing of that post-utero life and starts seeing all the fun to be had in the waking world it's like "fuck sleep."
Babies spend nine months floating around in amniotic fluid, so their swim game is, as the French say, on fleek.
A viral video of a furious caucasian shouting about "white fucking privilege" and calling other white people "white trash" is making everyone else's day better.
It's a little like eugenics and that's a little icky.
When the baby starts to walk that's gonna be a trip. It's a real crossroads. The baby legit has the choice to get up and walk the fuck away from you. Like, in theory once the baby starts walking it could just be like "Peace!" and be out.
In the latest PLEASE LOOK AT ME comic, two babies play tennis until an unexpected guest ruins their match.
After a year of being open, the National Sperm Bank has had just nine deposits. But the problem isn't a lack of sperm—it's that donating the stuff is ridiculously tough to do.
Get some of those tiny baby-size noise-canceling headphones and bring it to an underground rap show so it can see what struggle rap looks like.
Broadly meets with experts in the field, egg brokers, and patients whose path to parenthood may involve birthing a child from their frozen eggs.
At 32, the last place I expected to find myself was in an operating room, conked out on anesthetic with a lubricated ultrasound probe and an egg-retrieval needle passed through my vagina. But here I am.
Rabbi Meir Sultan is a foreskin's worst nightmare.
Babies are wild expensive, and as they grow into full-fledged dudes and dudettes with wants and desires and susceptibilities to advertising tactics, they only become more expensive.
Sup, fam? It's your boy, Kool A.D., professional rapper, visual artist, astrologer, male model, and now, apparently, parenting columnist.
Makes you think, doesn't it? Like: How much does a three-month-old baby cost to buy?
Doctors in Venezuela have been behaving abominably on Instagram.
Three days after I took charge of my reproductive future, I woke in a cold sweat, dry-heaving in pain. Less than .025% of women who freeze their eggs end up with ovarian torsions: Lucky me.
In this nightmarish situation, the woman's family is faced with an important question: What do you do about a pregnancy that's not only medically risky, but also the result of sexual question?
Over 250,000 new mothers experience perinatal mental illness each year in Britain. So why did I find it so hard to get help?
One hundred babies are born in prisons in England and Wales each year, yet there's no universal standard for what prisons have to provide for pregnant women—in extreme cases, some have been left to clean their cell after miscarrying.
An explosion kills at least two people at a Mexico City maternity hospital, Uganda uses drones to protect wildlife, and more news from around the world.