bad ideas on Vice
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The Stupor Bowl: America’s Drunkest Bike Race
Last Saturday, over 300 cyclists gathered in Minneapolis for a 50-mile bike race in the freezing cold that featured nine checkpoints where they had to stop and take a shot. What could go wrong? Full story
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Thirteen Hours of Twilight Made Me Feel Feelings
Watching Twilight films back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back with a bunch of tweens and emotionally disturbed women is about as boring and horrifying as you'd expect. Full story
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I Had a Face Tattoo for a Week
When VICE asked me to walk around with my mug decorated like a homeless anarchist who keeps a dog on a rope, I jumped at the opportunity. Little did I know I would kind of resemble Mike Tyson if he were a hairy, effete white boy from Canada. Full story
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