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  • Gay-Proofing the Bible

    An anonymous group of Christians is claiming that, actually, the parts of the Bible that are interpreted as references to homosexuality don’t say anything at all about diddling someone who has the same type of junk as yours—and they’ve gone a step further by retranslating the respective passages. Full story

    2013 May 6 Harry Cheadle Stuff
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  • Dogmageddon

    A Catholic Hospital Is Arguing That a Fetus Is Not a Person

    Legally, the argument is sound. Colorado, the state, does not define a fetus as a person. But what kind of blatant hypocrisy would motivate a Catholic hospital to argue in court that only individuals born alive are people? Full story

    2013 Jan 28 Rick Paulas News
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  • Holy Unicorns!

    The word “unicorn” appears nine times in the Old Testament. And unless you’re an 11-year-old girl, you are well aware that if it’s got unicorns in it, it’s a fairy tale. Full story

    2012 Jun 25 Tim Scott Stuff
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  • Bible Bashers

    What's With The Maccabees?

    Sometimes, you’ll know a British band by how they make something poetic out of their experience of living in the UK. You’ll usually notice that their songs find some way to romanticize what is essentially a small, rainy country where summer lasts ten days. Full story

    2006 Apr 1 John Robinson Music
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  • Holy Fuck!

    When he was 29, Jesus wrote The Bible because he knew it would get him laid. Guess what--it worked. Full story

    2004 Dec 1 Johnny C. Philips News
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