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Stuff to Live For

Let’s just admit it: Life is fucking boring. Life is so monotonous and full of routine that it’s a wonder we all don’t just fall asleep whenever we look at ourselves in the mirror. The best we can hope for are those brief moments of clarity that snap us back into reality, like putting your straight roommate's penis in your mouth. Full story

People Who Just Had Sex

Mike and Ebone

These young lovebirds rolled around in Mike's loft bed for a while and then finished each other off in the shower to avoid making a mess. Then they filled us in on the details during a blunt-and-wine-fueled post-coital recap. Full story

The Big Gulp: My First Time Swallowing

I knew it was coming. I could tell from the way he was clenching his butt cheeks that he was close, and my mind was racing. Would my gag reflex kick in when the thick paste hit the back of my throat? Should I kiss him afterwards? Was this good for my skin or something? Full story

Girl News

Girls and College

Power structures are wildly different in a college setting than in high school in that the most important girl is a little hedgehog from some shit town where she was Max Fisher But Worse. Full story

Pornification

Lyndsay

Lyndsay started watching porn before it was on the internet. She says all of her blowjob skills come from porn. That's great news for any guy she gets with because porn stars are excellent blow job teachers. Full story

This Week in Florida - We Accept Used Enemas

A CVS in Florida takes returns on four out of five used butt cleaners. Full story

This Week In Florida - Beware the Man with a Tanning Bed in His Barn

His operation is probably not on the level. Full story