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Weediquette
The Shwagman Cometh
The Shwagmen of Powelton Park were a shady bunch of high school kids who became entirely too familiar with me, my housemates, and our humble home. The most central character was a 17-year-old named Montana, a handsome kid with no concept of private space and a penchant for what I found to be exceedingly ugly girls. Full story
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People Who Just Had Sex
Mike and Ebone
These young lovebirds rolled around in Mike's loft bed for a while and then finished each other off in the shower to avoid making a mess. Then they filled us in on the details during a blunt-and-wine-fueled post-coital recap. Full story
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Real-life Stories
A Party's Not a Party If You Don't Punch a Fish
You've never been to a party that even comes close to a VICE party. But we thought we'd humor you anyway by asking you for your best party stories, writing them down, and drawing fun pictures to accompany them. Full story
The Wizard of the Saddle Rides Again
The Dark Specter of History in Memphis 
Hung Like a Gastropod
The Rigors of a Snail-Genital Illustrator 
Austerity's Drug of Choice
Sisa Is Nasty Shit 
This Is What Winning Looks Like
Chaos and Corruption in Afghanistan 
The Fat Farms of Mauritania
Pack on Those Pounds, Ladies 
Jerks Are Exploiting Cambodia's Orphans
Get It Together, People 
