breakfast fantasies
I Am Letting the Machines Run My Fantasy Football Team
I wanted to be active in my fantasy football league this year but I forgot to show up for the draft and the computer picked my guys for me. I'm fine with it—the team's not that bad, and it's just a matter of time before robots run the rest of my life...
Fantasy Football Draft Prep, Part III - Fake Everything Else
Even though no one who’s paid to know fantasy football can actually predict anything, VICE researches and predicts--sort of--which wide receivers don't suck and which are, like, torturous, and whether you should even pay attention to tight ends...
Gorilla Munch KNOWS You
Steal a glance into those wise eyes. He will plow right through all of your neurotic, subconscious jabber. He is a healer.
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