People across the internet flocked to share their brilliant "Slurpees can't melt steel beams" jokes.
In our new column the Fear Digest, we'll be taking a look at the top ten terrors the country is facing. This week: Santacon, Ferguson, the cold, Obama, and more.
Interpol, one of the greatest bands of the last ten years, is stuck on their tour bus in the middle of an apocalyptic snowstorm.
"White people don't have a lot of experience talking about their race, so they're going to say a lot of dumb shit."
While an art student at Buffalo State College in 1975, Cindy Sherman photographed herself on the cover of Vogue as Jerry Hall, the supermodel girlfriend of Mick Jagger.
"Just so we're clear," began Peter Christ during our first phone conversation, "if you look in Webster's Dictionary at the word hypocrite, you will see a picture of me. I believed that this drug war was a stupid fucking idea even before I became a cop."
As if Buffalo, New York, didn't have enough to worry about with its struggling economy and tons of fat people and brutal winters, last year a website called Bundle.com named the city of 260,000 the "least fashionable city in America."